Showing posts with label sports. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sports. Show all posts

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Long Division


Divisional Round

The Divisional round in the NFL playoffs can be more of a precursor to the Super Bowl than the Conference Championship games. The Divisional round shows us which top seeds benefited from the BYE, and which ones were hindered by it. It shows up which Cinderellas still have time left at the ball, and which ones carriages are becoming pumpkins. Quite frankly this is the round where the men get separated from the boys.


Ravens at Steelers



What happens when the biggest meanest kid on your block, pick a fight with the biggest meanest kid on the next block? Well the NFL equivalent of this fight is the Ravens/Steelers game(s). Boasted as 2 of the most physical teams in the league on offense and defense this matchup is traditionally one of the greatest competitions ever. I believe though that the "finesse" game of either team is what will make the difference. We know that both teams want to be physical and aggressive and attack the line of scrimmage. However I think who ever can get a screen game or some kind of underneath passing game will gain the edge on the other teams aggressive approach


Packers at Falcons



I will try my best not to let my emotions infiltrate this analysis. The Packers have been proving their backers right in the way they dismantled the host Eagles last week. The big question for Green Bay is can they do it again. They do boast one of the most stout defenses in the NFC, however during the regular season the Falcons multi-faceted Offense gave the Packers D, fits. The X factor this time will be running games. Whichever team can establish a consistent running attack will be in the drivers seat early.



Seahawks at Bears



The Seahawks were a remarkable story last week, even though with the victory they still maintain a sub .500 record. The cards were stacked in the Seahawks favor last week, this week they have to literally win this game. They have beaten the Bears before, however it was early in the season. Now the Bears have looked much better with much more consistency since that game. However they have still had the customary Bears stretches of looking terrible on Offense. The difference in this game is mental. Which team can come with a intensity and desire to win that is greater than the others.


Jets at Patriots



Another game where I must put my emotions aside, because I'd love to see a situation where both teams lose but it's not possible. I have always said that the 2 teams in the AFC that run an Offense designed to counter act the Jets D are the Colts and The Pats. Last week The Colts were not running on all cylinders and were knocked off. I don't think the Patriots will be as unprepared. If the Jets can overcome the Home Field advantage, and the preparedness and still repeat last weeks performance then they can leave with a win, if not then we will have a repeat of the regular season matchup in the Meadowlands

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Zebra Hunting Season


Shoot That Zebra!

For the nominal fee of $4500(per person +$250 per extra day) you and your friends can enjoy an all inclusive hunting getaway at the Texas Hunt Lodge located in Kerrville, TX. This package includes, lodging, meals, a guide, taxidermy service, meat preparation, access to a private fishing spot, and an open bar. There is even accommodations made for physically challenged hunters(yeah that's fair, and dog fighting is the most inhumane thing you could do?) including those limited to a wheelchair. Now I'm not one for hunting in the first place, but if I were I would surely want to hunt something exotic. I just don't know if its legal to shoot the breed of Zebra I am interested in hunting. See I wanna shoot the Zebras the gather in herds at sporting events. You know the ones who carry whistles and interfere with the game. I believe the scientific name is Official.

I am of the belief that were it legal to shoot official, that in this year alone the specie would have been over-hunted into extinction. Why you ask? Well if you are a sports fan, and have access to sight, hearing, and the cognitive abilities of reason and emotion than you surely must already know why. This has been, and yes I am saying this before Baseball ends, after only two weeks of the NFL, and before the NHL or NBA begin again, the WORST year in sports officiating history. We have seen blown or botched calls in all of the big 4 american sports, and for my readers across the pond(which I found out I have ^.^) we got to see international officiating debauchery on the largest sporting stage ever, The World Cup! In the NFL both Conference Championship games were compromised due to poor officiating(didn't realize sneezing on a QB counted as roughing). The entire NBA playoffs were a mess but none as much as the Finals(Technical Foul). The NCAA tournament....we shall not even speak on it I'm just glad Duke ended up winning it all. The NHL playoffs and Stanley Cup altered because of poor replay interpretation. The Officials themselves and even the FIFA officials apologizing for the debacle that was World Cup officiation(it looked like The World Poker and Kickball finals with all the cards and free kicks handed out). A perfect game lost in the MLB hell Stevie Wonder, Hellen Keller, and Ray Charles would have called that guy out! We already have a ridiculous standard starting in the new NFL season. Catch is made, player lands on the ground inbounds, players momentum moves them on the ground and eventually into a standing position, player releases ball.....Incomplete Pass. Ok class let's say it in unison WHAT! THE! F#%K!(still surprised Lions fans didn't riot). Then on this weeks MNF a NFL referee in San Francisco said that a football that landed in Oakland and then bounced to Richmond touched a SF player(ok i'm exaggerating.... a little) and we actually had to waste the time it took to challenge this idiotic call. I shudder to think what College Football, the MLB playoffs, or even *gasp* the NBA have in store for us during the remainder of this calendar year but I will tell you one thing. I am applying for my hunting license now. Going rifle shopping the day my license is approved, and flying to Kerrville(well Austin and then to Kerrville) Texas, because I am sure that at some point before now and 12:59:59 on December 31st I will need to shoot a Zebra to keep from shooting a "Zebra" or myself. *Face Palm* *SMH**Heavy Sigh*


Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Are You Ready For Some FOOTBALL!?!?!?!?


NFL!!!

The NFL made its triumphant return to Sundays after its usual 7 month hiatus, and I must admit with the exception of the league allowing the officials to commit Grand Theft TD on the Lions, this was one of the best opening weeks I've seen In a while! Since I know ATribeCalledMe will be doing his weekly NFL re-cap all I will be giving you(hell all I wanna give you since my Falcons lost >.<) is the weekly re-cap of the fantasy football league I am running. I am a 4 year fantasy vet, but this is my first year running my own league!


Chelsea FC (CHEL)
73
115
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CHEL
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Top Scorer:
+2
MANU
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Top Scorer:
-2
109
147
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OTY
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-27
ANTO
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Top Scorer:
+27
79
US Marines (USMC)
85
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ALL
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+9
USMC
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Top Scorer:
-9
139
Team BeYA (BEYA)
109
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GOAT
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-34
BEYA
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+34
98
68
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RR
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Top Scorer:
+7
MGF
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Top Scorer:
-7