Save The Rainforest!
So by now anyone who reads my blog knows that my titles rarely have anything(directly) to do with the content of the post. So heavy disclaimer this post is not about the actual rainforest like the one you would see in South America. It is about a different southern region that I have given the name the rainforest. Now when you think of the rainforest, you think of a mystical, beautiful place. A place of lush growth, warmth and heavy moisture. A beautiful place that is constantly in danger of being over cut. If you have not gotten me yet(you don't follow me on twitter clearly) then let me help you out. I am referring to the nether region of the female anatomy! Yes I have name the paradise in a womans panties after, real life paradise. The two have all of the aforementioned things in common and I am equally interested in saving both of them.
Now many a time I have been told because of my preference in things that I was born in the wrong decade. The only American cars I like were made before 1975. Some of my favorite music was recorded before I was born. I seldom dress like someone in my peer age group(I am still FLY though) and my countenance, gait, and demeanor, remind many of days of old. So when it comes to this whole personal grooming thing(I am trying to avoid vulgarity) I once again must take the classic stance. Perhaps it is due to exposure like all of my other dated preferences. The first cars I rode in were classics, I lived for 4 years of my life surrounded by adults, and thus have develop most of my "old school" ways from those experiences. The first time I saw a bare pubic region I was about 8. It wasn't live, and the internets had not been invented yet(dam I'm old) so I didn't see it there either. This experience came during a stay at my great grandmother's(s/n am I the only one who's great grandmother's bed had that 2 ton blanket she put on you when she wanted you to go to sleep?) house. I to this very day have never asked but have always wondered why on a shelf behind some old plates my great grandmother had a set of beautiful glasses with the image of naked women spread eagle on them. 0.o At any rate this was my first time seeing the rainforest.
Now I would continue to have other experiences that would lead me to understand this as the norm, accidentally finding my fathers stash(which he was playing in my VCR on my tv age 11), a friend gifting me vintage playboy mags(age14) and the loss of my virginity(age 16) however it would seem after that I was behind some universal growth curve. everyone had at some meeting that I was surely not invited to, decided that women must be shaved. I could not understand why. I found so much beauty in the rainforest. So much mystery, and intrigue. Not to mention it is just flat out sexy! My idea though is that (despite our unwillingness to admit it) the increase in the availability and quality of pornography has shaped our sexuality as a society. When women wore a bush in Playboy and were considered the sexiest women in society(or at least the ones that men desired) other women followed suit. So when cameras got clearer, and the web came into play, and our desire to infuse ourselves became greater porn had to adjust. Thus the scorched earth theory was born. I actually think it's a morbid ideology because it was bred from the idea that if a man can shave his beard and look younger that a woman can groom her pubic hair and appear younger. Gentleman this is borderline pedophilia! This desire for a "hot teen" or young "nymph" has driven men to have women follow in this bizarre grooming practice. Now I do believe like any area of growth pruning is necessary for maximum beautification, but keep in mind why an evergreen is beautiful. Because it's lush and full, now imagine if all there was to it was the trunk. I mean I know I am in the minority in this but come on, if more of us speak up we can become the majority again, and take things back to where they should be! Together we can save the rainforests of the world and preserve true beauty!
Besides who really thinks this is sexy.....
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